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What movies have not aged well?

08.06.2025 04:10

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

A View to a Kill

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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Octopussy

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

How can I handle my distrust and jealousy for my partner?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Live and Let Die

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How can one learn to talk frankly?

Goldfinger

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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